It's the 10th anniversary of the release of the mother of all heist films Inception. So on that flimsy framework, we're hanging a special re-issue of our very own Heist Gang Fails.

This week we're awash with Glastonbury crusties, Medical Vending machines, WOKE and Alt-Right radio stations, Mafia nursery rhymes... and we get a glimpse into the cutthroat world of trouser presses.

We've got a bumper crop of tuffets, Know it alls, humble bragging celebs, live World Cup Football, over-zealous paramedics, bondage, bizarre bereavement counselling and Bono and The Edge being naughty... again.

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, we've got a Hollywood blockbuster special. Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the gulls of war! 

Have you been invovled in a podcast that wasn't your fault? Then you need this week's episode of Release The Clowns, crammed with dodgy injury lawyers, three legged racers, Aussie unboxers, odball gamblers, elephant interrogators and sewage PR.

We've got kids in space, Carry On Brief Encounter, Lockdown Horoscopes, mind-bending Jedi mind tricks and the shattering conclusion to our Zombie Apocalypse Saga. Phew! You might need a lie down after this one...

We're celebrating the release of Mel Gibson's Braveheart by delving back into the Release The Clowns archive for a very important pre-battle health and safety briefing. Written by Phil Whelans, this epic is 27% more factually accurate than the film. In your face, Hollywood!

We're grappling with zombies, wrestling weathermen, runaway ducks, more zombies, vindictive ex-boyfriends, teen movie stereotypes, amorous parrots and yet more zombies. Phew! And all socially distanced!

Well it's just been Bill Shakespeare's birthday, so we thought we'd celebrate by mangling one of his beloved speeches. It's what we do.

More lockdown lunacy that makes injecting sunlight seem sensible. We've got difficult deities, Mafia spiders, maverick detectives, chainsaws, men falling off ladders, Government announcements and... is Sarah about to get jiggy with a zombie?