It's the 10th anniversary of the release of the mother of all heist films Inception. So on that flimsy framework, we're hanging a special re-issue of our very own Heist Gang Fails.

This week we're awash with Glastonbury crusties, Medical Vending machines, WOKE and Alt-Right radio stations, Mafia nursery rhymes... and we get a glimpse into the cutthroat world of trouser presses.

We've got a bumper crop of tuffets, Know it alls, humble bragging celebs, live World Cup Football, over-zealous paramedics, bondage, bizarre bereavement counselling and Bono and The Edge being naughty... again.

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, we've got a Hollywood blockbuster special. Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the gulls of war! 

Have you been invovled in a podcast that wasn't your fault? Then you need this week's episode of Release The Clowns, crammed with dodgy injury lawyers, three legged racers, Aussie unboxers, odball gamblers, elephant interrogators and sewage PR.

We've got kids in space, Carry On Brief Encounter, Lockdown Horoscopes, mind-bending Jedi mind tricks and the shattering conclusion to our Zombie Apocalypse Saga. Phew! You might need a lie down after this one...

We're celebrating the release of Mel Gibson's Braveheart by delving back into the Release The Clowns archive for a very important pre-battle health and safety briefing. Written by Phil Whelans, this epic is 27% more factually accurate than the film. In your face, Hollywood!

We're grappling with zombies, wrestling weathermen, runaway ducks, more zombies, vindictive ex-boyfriends, teen movie stereotypes, amorous parrots and yet more zombies. Phew! And all socially distanced!

Well it's just been Bill Shakespeare's birthday, so we thought we'd celebrate by mangling one of his beloved speeches. It's what we do.

More lockdown lunacy that makes injecting sunlight seem sensible. We've got difficult deities, Mafia spiders, maverick detectives, chainsaws, men falling off ladders, Government announcements and... is Sarah about to get jiggy with a zombie?

Laugh in the face of lockdown with the students at the Estate Agent School, remember how much harder life used to be in bygone times, learn chemistry with The Godfather, discover the real joys of marriage and get tailoring tips for a zombie apocalypse.

It's the mid-point between James Caan and Al Pacino's birthdays (belated happy birthday to you, Mr Caan and early one to you, Mr Pacino). So to celebrate, here is our take on Francis Ford Coppola's classic film, The Godfather.

Clowns In Lockdown! To keep you diverted in isolation, we've got pushy charity ladies, special deals on chainsaws, killer coconuts, a trip to the unexploded device museum and dating in a zombie apocalypse. Stay safe. Stay home. Stay listening. We've had 2 of the Clowns team in isolation, so to them and any of you who are unwell, we hope you get better very soon. Big virtual hug from all the team.

It's ten years since Professor Brian Cox burst onto our screen with his Wonders of the Universe. To celebrate, we're delving back into the archive to enjoy his baby-faced wisdom once more.

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GuruSmackingLifeHacking... Release The Clowns! This show is packed, stacked and is one of the few things that won't run out if there's a panic. Enjoy and good health!

Gormless coppers, WOKE criminals, annoying people you meet at parties, misleading nurses, self-diagnosing psychiatric patients and a somewhat disgruntled Hobbit all fight it out for the spotlight this week. Is this show silly? You betcha!

It's a sci-fi/science special! Get your popcorn for a bumper selection of sciency sketches including Alien road trips, smoking dogs, feral hamsters, mad scientists, fashion conscious Daleks, hamfisted probing and the wonders of professor Brian Cox!

What's it really like to be a senior operative of an evil organisation hell bent on taking over the world? Is it all pools of piranhas, launch countdowns and weird facial scarring? Or is there more? We're celebrating the release of the latest James Bond film with a glimpse into how the other side lives.

Relax with Psychiatrist Pete and discover how to whistle again, solve kitchen nightmares, calm people in a nosediving plane, nail job interviews, run comedy scientific experiments and get to heaven. It's a public service we're offering here, I tells ya!

Poetical mafia bosses, straight talking padres who'll damn you to hell, angry football dads, insurance doctors who want to make you sicker and all the news from the future about a bloke called Tim... It can only be another cavalcade of whimsy from RtCSCP!